Devon: Introduce yourself by comparing yourself to condiment.   Luie:  Well, I would have to be Luie, sometimes go by Primal. If I were a condiment, I would have to be ketchup. Ketchup is f'n Awesome!. It tastes good on everything except for mustard!     Devon:  What is your definition of art?

Ketchup

Luie:  Art is a million things to me. Art is nature. Like the way water shapes rocks and land. Art is unnatural. Like the way people create something you can hear, see, feel and smell just from a thought in their head. Art is taking nothing and making it into something. Art is taking something and making it into something else.
 

Devon: Name four famous people who have come from Kentucky.

 

Luie:  Johnny Depp, Abraham Lincoln, Mohamed Ali, Billy Ray Cyrus
 

Devon: Is this country really going to hell in a hand basket?

 

Luie:  I think we have already traveled most of the way there. Last I heard though was Satan called and said all he wanted was the Bush administration and for the rest of us to find our own way back home.
 

(Luie Note: BTW I be not Republican nor Democrat. I be Non-Partisan.)

 

Devon: tell us about a hobby / interest of yours that you believe many people might not know about.   Luie:  The only hobby's or interests I have right now is Music, Entertainment, Art, Life & SplatterTribe Entertainment! I don't think enough people know about those yet! I've also got a thing for NASCAR and Louisville Basketball, people might not know that.

Devon: When is an is an isn’t at all?

 

Luie:  Whenever someone says it isn't.
 

(Devon Note: wrong)

 

(Luie Note: Right)
 

Devon: Have you ever had a mystical experience and if so can you elaborate.

 

Luie:  I have had a few mystical experiences in my life, but most of them were, you had to be there type situations. Situations that were definitely more than what is known to be rational. I don't know what I truly believe those experiences to be or not to be.. I know I do believe that anyone who is 100% positive about their beliefs is usually someone I have no interest in having a conversation about beliefs with, though!
 

  I do remember one time though, when this Mystical Being kept appearing in my neighborhood and scaring everybody . It appeared for several months telling people they should leave the area and actually succeeded in running a few people off. Come to find out though, it was a disgruntled gardener trying to run everybody off so he could buy the land up at a cut rate price. He was convinced the land was stolen from his family decades earlier or something. The funny thing is, he would have probably gotten

away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids and their dog showing up and trapping him in a washing machine.     Devon:  What are three traits about people that you find most intriguing?   Luie:  Whether they can stand up for themselves. Whether they can step up for themselves. Whether they can take a joke.

Filling in for the local weather man

 

Devon: Have you ever met a sane person?

 

Luie:  I know there are all kinds of levels to crazy, but I don't even know if I would recognize what a sane person was if I saw one. Everybody has a 'crazy' in them somewhere. Some more than others of course...........
 

(Devon Note: Good answer. Personally I would have put me, myself. After all you’re always sane to yourself at least while in the moment of being crazy.)

 

(Luie Note: True Dat!)
 

 

Devon: can you make a sentence or paragraph from these words: Coitus, Malefactor, Nefarious, Mendacious, Pariah?

 

Luie:  The nefarious malefactors recollection of his mendacious coitus event led to him being considered a pariah by most.

(Devon Note: Bravo. My hat’s off to you.)

 

Devon: How and when the hell did you and Angie (Your girlfriend) hook up?   Luie:  Ha, that's funny. Well, me and Angela (she doesn't like being called Angie) hooked up through the wonderful world of MySpace, actually. She sent me friend request one day. I accepted and then the next thing I know she just started showin up at my place at times when I really needed somebody to be there. Like on the day I went outside to leave and I noticed someone had stolen my front tire. While I was outside looking at it, she happened to pull in and believe it or not she had a front tire with a rim that matched mine in her trunk. It was like fate! She was a lifesaver that day!

Steven Adler, uhm....Me and Joe Leste (Beautiful Creatures/Bang Tango) at Rocklahoma 08

 

Then like a couple of days later, I went outside one night and noticed someone had stolen my battery out of my car. Just so happened she was parked across the street with her lights out, saw me out there, came over and saved me again. I mean, believe it or not, she just happened to be there and just happened to have an extra battery in the trunk of her car just like the one I had stolen. I mean how do you explain coincidence's like that? They have to be fate!

 

It wasn't till the day I came home to find that someone had broken into my house that I truly realized me and her should just hook up. I mean I walked up to my apartment to find my door had been busted open and when I walked in, there she was. She was going through all of my stuff making sure whoever broke in hadn't stolen anything. It was that day I knew this girl would have my back and we've been together ever since!
 

(Devon Note: That’s fucking brilliant! People should send cool shit to you just for that response alone, unless it’s true! Which in that case, RUN!)

 

(Luie Note: Why do you think I should run? I don't understand.)
 

Devon: What is the over all feel you get when you are in the thralls of a creative episode?

 

Luie:  Alive, Fearless and Unstoppable

(Devon Note: so how does that feel?)
 

(Luie Note: It feels like breathing in fresh air.)

 

Devon:  Is there anything you care to add?

 

Luie:  Sure 679,048,576,352 + 98,467,239,272 = 777,515,815,624 Also, Everybody needs a little Splattered in their life! Everyone should learn to lighten up. The problem with the world is everyone thinks they are more important than they actually are.