SplatterTribe: Introduce and compare yourself to a human.
 

Jen the Stoned Alien: Hello my name is "Jen" I am 52% human [BODY] & 48% alien/carcinidroid [HEAD]. I have the power to put you in a mind trace. It makes all male human give me what I want. I do it with non violent methods. I also have the power to move things with my finger! This enable us to get into any house and, move any object around. My home planet suffered total extinction of all life forms due to, the lack of basic herbal nutrients, needed to keep it alive. Chipmunk Mike [part human & part chipmunk-mammal] and, I are the only survivors. We just happened to be on a mission when it happened. Our mission was a last ditch effort to save our home planet! Now in order to save the rest of the universes. We must find all the nutrients that are available. We must find and, secure all excess herbs. We only take what we need to survive and, we only take from the greedy!

 

SplatterTribe: For those who don't know, where exactly are you from?

Jen the Stoned Alien: My home planet [now uninhabitable] is called NEPTCHONG.
 

SplatterTribe: I'm confused are the movies on your MySpace page reality TV or scripted TV?

Jen the Stoned Alien: My films are documentary accounts of a futile effort to try and save my home planet! There many powerful things that were learned on the adventure.
 

SplatterTribe: What is the best food for a Stoned Alien?

Jen the Stoned Alien: I eat any nutritional food. As long is has not nutritional values. If it taste bad? It's probably good for you. I eat nothing that taste bad. What the hell is a Cauliflower anyway? If it taste like crap? It's crap!
 

SplatterTribe: Why do beings stone you? Did you do something bad?   Jen the Stoned Alien: No one stones me! I am stoned because I have to be to survive!     SplatterTribe: Is it degrading if someone called you an A.I.L.F  (Alien I'd ........)? Jen the Stoned Alien: I am a [F.O.G.N.C.] Far Out Groovy Nepchongian Carcinogedroid

 

SplatterTribe: E.T., A.L.F., Chewbacca or Spock, who would you rather mate with?

Jen the Stoned Alien: Who?
I must pay more attention to your entertainments!

 

SplatterTribe: What comes to mind when you hear the words SplatterTribe?

Jen the Stoned Alien: That is you...

To me: Y

Also,
SplatterTribe Entertainment: An ALL Range, Un-Prejudiced, Un-Biased Music, Entertainment, Art & Life Journey. Supporting COMPLETE Artistic, freedom & expression of ALL styles, in the form of reviews, interviews, poetry, writings, photographs and anything else that might be brought up or thought of. A Different Kind of Media & Artistic Promotions & Relations.

 

SplatterTribe: Do Aliens listen to music? If so, what would they listen to?

Jen the Stoned Alien: Earthly communications of information networks and, the universal substance of the insanity that is, the human entertainment called music. Inspires me greatly! I like metal it's hardy and, last a long time! Rock is great too!
 

SplatterTribe: Can you make a sentence out of the following words? zoom boom moon bud splatter phone Jen the Stoned Alien: After my planet went BOOM, I went to the MOON, I flew into Earth with a ZOOM, here on SPLATTERTribe, I feel alive, be quiet, I'm on the PHONE... roseBUD!

SplatterTribe: What movies would an alien watch?

Jen the Stoned Alien: My favorite films are: I have none... Wait! I did observe an rather amusing film yesterday... "BAIT SHOP", Your human "Billy Ray" is a funny guy!

 

(Tribe Note: Well I'll be damned.... Are you kidding me?  We finally have visitors from other Galaxy's and they relate only to Billy Ray Cyrus. Who would have thought? I guess Achy Breaky Hearts and weird hairstyles are Universal.)

 

SplatterTribe: Any closing comments concerning anything in the world.

Jen the Stoned Alien: There are a [10] things I will never understand, about EARTH ENTERTAINMENT!

1. WHY IS, "ROSIE O'DONNELL" A STAR????? [What happened there?]
2. "DHARMA & GREG" [ENOUGH SAID...]
3. "MANUDO" [WHAT IF AN ALIEN JUDGED EARTH JUST FROM THAT BAND?]
4. "MTV" [WHY IS NO REAL MUSIC ON MUSIC TELEVISION?]
5. "THE CONTENT OF "HIP HOP" & "RAP" lyrics"? [Punch yo mama in the what?]
6. "DONNIE & MARIE OSMOND" [PROOF THAT LIFE ON EARTH CAN BE F#*KING CRUEL!]
7. "PARIS HILTON" [O.K.? THE FACT THAT HUMANS EVEN CARE, BAFFLES ME TO NO, END?]
8. "THE BLACK EYED PEAS" [MUST HAVE SOLD, THERE SOUL TO, SATAN?]
9. SONGS FROM USA TV COMMERCIALS [THEY ARE SO, HORRIBLE! I ALMOST KILLED MYSELF THE FIRST TIME I HEARD "MORE MEAT", "IT'S A BRAND NEW DAY" & "SHAKE THAT COW"! WOW!]
10. "ELVIS PRESLEY"? [HE'S ON VENUS! I SAW HIM LIVE IN '06!!]

 

(Tribe Note: Well Jen, Welcome to Earth & Welcome to the Tribe!)