SplatterTribe: Introduce and compare yourself to something setting in the room you are in right now and tell us why the comparison?   KAT:  My awesome herb bowl. I feel as my enjoyment of looking at it's beauty is as people's gawking/staring at me on a daily bases.   SplatterTribe: For those people out there who have no idea who you are, explain who and what Kat The Midget Entertainer is.    KAT: I am a Host for festivals/concerts, etc, Make appearances, and a nude dancer. I've done random promotional events, and music videos.

SplatterTribe: How did you first get into 'Dancing' and what other talents do you have?

KAT: I started stripping at 18 in Huntington WV, thanks to my inspiration and great friend Amanda Gillman. I always said if I wasn't a stripper/Entertainer I'd be a pornstar or behind a desk doing data transfer or something, due to my love and quickness of typing.

SplatterTribe: I have heard that the word Midget is to little people what the N-Word is to African Americans. How do you feel about that and does that mean white people can't say that word either?

KAT: No, I am much different than 98% of the LP (Little person/people). Theirs tons and tons of different types of dwarfism. I prefer the word Midget as to knowing I'm diagnosed as a Dyastrophic Dysplasia Dwarf, which is the second most common type of dwarfism. I grew up in the tall world, not exposed to conventions and such, which just kinda molded me to be who I am today, My fetish - the taller the better. :)  Other (LP's)  get upset about that, which leads me to believe I'm not welcome in the LPA community, due to my exposure and (apparent) shame to the community, as Bridget the Midget Pornstar is dealing with the same thing. One thing is - we don't give a fuck, were paying our rent.. lol
 

SplatterTribe: I've also heard that you like punching dudes in the crotch, is that true? And why is that so entertaining to you?

KAT: lol, such a horrible rumor, hah, actually, their friends pay me to do that to the victim, and I make sure to let them know beforehand.. surprisingly, they're always willing! lol.
 

SplatterTribe: Have you ever seen the Dave & Busters commercials where the people have a smaller version of themselves and the commercial calls the smaller version their 'fun'? Are you someone's 'fun'? If not how big would your fun be and how frickin crazy would that little woman be?

KAT: hah, not sure if MY fun could be more fun than me. I'm Amanda Gillman's mini me. Not only did she start my career, but she is a tall version of me, minus the piercings and tattoos.
 

 

SplatterTribe: Can you make one sentence out of the following words or phrases?   Bite Little Flash ticket belt buckle splattered   KAT: This little woman can bite her lip and tug a belt buckle splattered with hottness for a ticket in front of a camera flash! ...WOO, that was tough..top that..lol     SplatterTribe: Can you complete this sentence for me please?

SplatterTribe: Are you the only small person in your family and do you have any small friends?

KAT: I have 2 sisters, my oldest (25) is a dwarf as well, 2inches shorter, more associated with the LP life than me, despises the word midget as well, I crack alot of midget jokes around her for fun, but in the end you gotta love family. No other Dwarfs are in my family that my grandparents on either side are aware of. Strange, right? *smiles* I used to call it a freak of nature, until I started this job and now feel it's a blessing, due to my request for shows on almost every weekend basis out of state.
 

SplatterTribe: You have been on Jerry Springer, what was that experience like and how fake was program you where on?

KAT: I feel I can't mention that unless it's talking in person, The Jerry Springer show plans on bringing me back and don't want to expose to much, lol. Keeps the crowd watching, right? :)
 

SplatterTribe: What is your drink of choice and how many can you drink before you get 'tore up'?

KAT: Coors Light is my beer of choice, depends on how fast I drink them, I've recorded 12 in one night without passing out in my mini recliner, or other situations making it to the bed on my own, hah. Liquor-wise, JAGERMEISTER all the way, same as anyone else's effect, you black out after so much, lol.
 

SplatterTribe: If you where to start your own Musicians Hall of Fame (People, not bands) who would be your first 5 nominees?

KAT: I don't completely understand this question, but I know I have several wonderful people in my life to choose something like that.
 

SplatterTribe: What come to mind when you hear the words Splatter & Tribe combined?   KAT: Honestly.. those native shows on HBO when tits, ass and cock are exposed for a living.. Heaven only knows their kind of sex life, I know I'm good on ever figuring out.   SplatterTribe: SplatterTribe thinks you are frickin HOT! So, out of curiosity, would you write 'I'm Splattered' somewhere on your body, take a picture and send it to us for our website?   KAT: Of course, I just need a reminder, I'm a busy gal.

SplatterTribe: I ask everybody that does an email interview for a question to ask the next person I interview. This next question is from Athena Lee Kottak from the band Kottak. Her question is.....What's the grossest thing you do when you think no one is looking??? 

KAT: bite my nails - doesn't look attractive to watch anyone nail-biting.
 

SplatterTribe: Do you have a good random question I can ask the next person I interview? 

KAT: Mine's Doggy, What's your favorite position?
 

SplatterTribe: Do you have any questions you would like to ask me?

KAT: Just wanna know when I can get a copy of this in whatever it's present, lol.
 

SplatterTribe: Any closing comments concerning anything else you want said, known, printed or shown?

KAT: (MySpace) www.myspace.com/katthemidgetentertainer,

(Email for bookings, etc) midget_kat@hotmail.com