SplatterTribe: 

Introduce yourself and compare yourself to any back to school item and explain why the comparison...

Kirsty Lingman: I'm a tall, slim brand new shaved pencil... That's right, I'm sharp!

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SplatterTribe:

For anyone that has no idea who you are, give us a brief history!

Kirsty Lingman: I was born, I rock, I'll die!

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SplatterTribe:

First off, tell us about the modeling you have done and what was your first modeling job?

Kirsty Lingman: My 1st modeling job was as the silhouette figure on the women's bathroom sign... you may be familiar with my work.

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SplatterTribe:

You also do concert photography (which means you work in front and behind the lens) how did you get started in that and who are some artist you have photographed.

Kirsty Lingman: First I got in front of it, then I got behind it, then I got in front of it again... what kind of dumb question is this... bands include Slipknot, Mudvayne, Lamb of God, Megadeth, Anthrax, Heaven & Hell, Machine Head, blah blah blah... list goes on... kirstylingman.com

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SplatterTribe:

Have you ever taken a picture of yourself taking a picture and if so, was the question, ‘to pose or not to pose’?

Kirsty Lingman: Clearly that depends on the situation.

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SplatterTribe:

Finish the following sentences...

Kirsty Lingman:

--I cannot stand... when I am falling.
--There's nothing cooler than...an Ice Cube.
--What in the... What, what, in the butt?
--I wish I was... therefore I am.
--It will only take me a couple of seconds before I... jump out of this burning building.
--I just don't understand... huh?
--I always knew... & now I know.
--I have no problem admitting... that I scratch my balls...
--All I need for a good day is...a stolen police car & sunglasses.
--Why do people...smoke?
--If I was President, I would... be black.
--You can’t touch… anything in this store, you break, you buy!
--How do you... turn water into wine? cos I'm out of wine.

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SplatterTribe:

Does it seem the bands usually come over to your side more than all the ugly dudes side, when you’re in the photo pit?

Kirsty Lingman: I do receive special attention, perhaps I should start wearing clothes when I shoot, but I gets real hot in the pit!

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SplatterTribe:

You were in My Darkest Days video for ‘Porn Star Dancing’, tell us about that experience, how you got involved and have you been in any other videos?

Kirsty Lingman: I like porn, I'm a star & I love to dance, so I got the part. It was actually super fun. I also have been in various New Zealand band vids such as Garageland & Splitter, plus a Seether music vid called Driven Under.

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SplatterTribe:

You have a disclaimer to girlfriends and wives of bands on your website, lol, what caused you to feel the need to post the disclaimer?

Kirsty Lingman: I'm just putting myself in their shoes & don't want any unnecessary drama. I have a lot of friends in bands who can't even add me on Facebook because they're worried that it will intimidate their better half's. It's my way of saying... don't worry, I didn't suck his d##k after that photo was taken.

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SplatterTribe:

What percentage of your lives are the following ratings?
G-
PG-
PG13-
R-
NC17-
Unrated-

Kirsty Lingman: Lives? Am I a cat, do I have many lives? I would have to say this life is unrated!

(Tribe Note: DAMN! Busted with a typo!)

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SplatterTribe:

What comes to mind when you hear the word SplatterTribe?

Kirsty Lingman: A group of people who dig gory horror!

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SplatterTribe:

What would you do if you were standing in line at a gas station and a random guy in front of you…

Kirsty Lingman:
--handed you a roll of hundred dollar bills?
I'd jump up & down, make a high pitched noise & fart, that way he'd probably let me keep it!
--had what appeared to be a knife sticking out of his back, but did not seem aware?
I would be mad at myself for missing his chest.
--was wearing a ski mask over his face?
I would hug that masked man & say, "i love you dad"
--was filling his pockets with the impulse item candy bars and chewing gum?
I'd tell on him
--had an iron on patch of you on the back of his jacket?
I'd ask him if he wants an autograph
--was the same guy that had just cut you off and flipped you the bird?
I would think, that's a weird way to say hello
--was the guy from the Old Spice commercials and he was setting on a horse that turned into bicycle that turned into a rather large dog that turned into him piggy-backing you?
is this a bestiality website? Is there peanut butter in this story too?
 

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SplatterTribe:

I ask each Miss if they have a good, random question to ask the next Miss. That being said, you will have TWO questions because we had co-Miss’ last month in the form of Carla Harvey & Heidi Shepherd from the band The Butcher Babies and their questions were.

Carla Harvey: Mayo or Miracle Whip?

Kirsty Lingman: ketchup!

Heidi Shepherd: On average, how many times do you hit snooze in the morning?

Kirsty Lingman: 5 billion gazillion times.

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SplatterTribe:

Do you have a good, random question to ask Miss September?

Kirsty Lingman: Are you bummed you're not Miss October?

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SplatterTribe:

Do you have a good, random question to ask me?

Kirsty Lingman: How late does your mom let you stay up?

(Tribe Note: How late does your mom let me stay up?)

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SplatterTribe:

What’s the _________ thing you have ever seen?

Kirsty Lingman:

--scariest - 20 questions from a stranger.
--funniest - my answers.
--most disturbing - that I wasn't Miss October.

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SplatterTribe:

Do you believe…

Kirsty Lingman:

--in ghosts? Do you believe in the gate keeper & the key master?
--in UFOs? The Truth is out there...
--in conspiracy theories? Why, did someone say something?
--in Sasquatch? Big, hairy, smelly & doesn't have a job or a car & never around when you need him? Yeah, he exists.
--in Zombies? I AM the living dead girl...
--in the chupacabra? Yeah, they found one in Mexico!
--that the world will end in 2012? Yes, everybody get naked & prepare to be raptured...
--in 2nd chances? I believe in 6th chances, but not 2nd chances...
--in miracles? I believe in miracle whip, just ask the Butcher Babies.
--in magic? "in a young girl's heart?"
--in Karma? obviously, I work for Karma.
--that we landed on the moon? I've seen a few moon landings
--in reincarnation? Yes, in a previous life I was a large dog piggy backing a hot blonde
--that dreams mean something? Absolutely, you shouldn't follow your nightmares
--in fate? Anymore of these questions & you're about to meet your fate...
--that R. Kelly could really fly? Obviously, he's not in jail, he flew the coop.
--that reality shows are really real? wait, wait, wait, they're not real? Next you're going to tell me Santa is fake too?
--in world peace? Maybe in 2012
--everything happens for a reason? Marilyn Munroe did, but now she's dead.

(Tribe Note: Not sure who Marilyn Munroe is...? Ooh, busted with a typo!)
--in déjà vu? Didn't you just ask me this?
--in the butterfly effect? Do you believe that if a survey was filled out in the woods & no one was there to read it, was it ever really filled out?
 

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SplatterTribe:

If someone where going to create a collectible toy of you would you want it to be...

-Barbie Doll Style
-Voodoo Doll Style
-Porcelain Doll Style
-Raggedy Anne Style
-Blow Up Doll Style
-a Collectors/Statue Style

or another unnamed style?? And what would it be wearing and would it come with accessories?

Kirsty Lingman: Action figure style with kung fu grip & grappling hook

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SplatterTribe:

Songwriting Time! I wrote 2 lines to a song. Then two line have been consecutively added by Miss January Tucky Williams, Miss February Karen Zombora, Miss March Adrienne Laine, Miss April Katie Stewart, Miss May Tara Cardinal, Miss June Shannon Lark and finally, Heidi Shepherd, our co-Miss July added another two line ...
Now it's your turn...

Me:
If I had a million dollars to spare,
I'd throw it in the air
Tucky:
And if I never have a place to be,
Then I’d rather it be you and me
Karen:
But if you'd rather be alone,
I'll travel up there on my own
Adrienne:
Cuz where you are, is where I'll be,
forever baby you and me
Katie Stewart:
But if you choose to leave, I will understand,
that you weren’t strong enough, to hold my hand
Tara Cardinal:
Because I can do this all on my own,
I'm strong enough all on my own
Shannon Lark:
It's a Beautiful night, don't want to take it from me.
It's a Beautiful night, come on and shake it on down.
Heidi Shepherd:
Because when I’m there makin’ it rain,
All the ho’s know just who’s payin’!
Your Turn:

Kirsty Lingman:

You tell your boyfriend, if he say's he's got beef,
That I'm a vegetarian & he's the food in my teeth!

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SplatterTribe:

Any closing comments concerning anything you want said, known, printed or shown?!

Kirsty Lingman: After having no sleep the night before, I stayed up to 3 in the morning to fill this thing out... KIRSTYLINGMAN.COM

Websites:
My Official Website: www.kirstylingman.com
Live Concert & Band Photography: www.ashotinthedark.us
Model mayhem www.modelmayhem.com/killakirst
Twitter: www.twitter.com/KirstyLingman
Facebook: www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001620805546