SplatterTribe: Introduce and compare yourself to something winter related and explain why the comparison...
 
Tucky Williams: Thundersnow – a rare kind of winter thunderstorm where snow falls instead of rain. It’s unusual, exciting, a little dangerous, and if the snow sticks to the ground, it leaves something beautiful in its wake.

 

SplatterTribe: For anyone who may not know who Tucky Williams is, please enlighten them...
 
Tucky Williams: I have a show called Girl/Girl Scene, which is about lesbians. I’m a scream queen. I teach yoga. Talk existentialism if you want to get in my pants. Last year I dropped dead, so far the most significant experience of my life. I love my mom and dad – they are my heart.

 

 

 

SplatterTribe: You are a Meteorologist? SO what is the forecast in the land of The SplatterTribe and tell us a little about your Meteorologist background...
 

Tucky Williams: I have a Bachelor’s of Science in meteorology. I also have a BA in journalism, with a minor in philosophy. I began college when I was 15, before I graduated from high school. I had the privilege of studying writing under the poet James Baker Hall, the finest artist I’ve ever known and one of the greatest who ever lived. He taught me to know the pain of human existence. He made me what I am.

 

 

 

SplatterTribe: You are also a Yoga instructor. What is your pitch for getting people interested in the benefits of Yoga and just how flexible are you?
 
Tucky Williams: I’m not into proselytizing. If someone asks me why they should do it, I tell them that the greatest benefit is that it quietens the mind. Most people don’t go for that. So I tell them it’ll make them skinny, which it will. Then they get excited.

 

 

 

SplatterTribe: Now, you are very busy in the acting world, can you tell us a little about what movies you have been involved with?
 
Tucky Williams: Before I began acting in horror films, I had never even seen one. They scared me too much and I wouldn’t watch them. The first movie I auditioned for was a horror movie. I got the female lead, and that got the ball rolling.
 
Now I watch horror films all the time. Visualizations and concepts that used to make me sick don’t bother me anymore. I now understand why the depiction of horrific acts is of benefit to both the individual and society.
 
If you really want me to go on a tangent, ask me why I think Hostel 2 is the most important feminist film of our time…

 

(Tribe Note: Well...Why do you feel Hostel 2 is the most important feminist film of our time?)

 

 

SplatterTribe: Tell us what exactly Girl/Girl Scene is all about...
 
Tucky Williams: There wasn’t a TV show that depicted what it was like for me and my friends, so we made one. Girl/Girl Scene is a drama/comedy about a group of gay girls and one transman. It provides a rough, real look at life as a young lesbian in today’s world.
 
The show has it all: crying, sex, fighting, drugs, intrigue, kissing, screaming, confusion, a maple leaf, a rubber glove and a unicorn.
 

 

 

SplatterTribe: What would you do...if you where standing in line at a gas station and when the guy in front of you reached for his wallet, he unknowingly dropped...

 

Tucky Williams:
-a picture of you with a red heart drawn around it?-

 I’d say “oh my, that’s a really pretty girl.”
-a picture of you with a red X drawn over it?-

 I’d put my foot over it and slide it back.
-your keys?-

 I’d push him and say “what the fuck are you doing with my keys?”
-a note that says "This Is A Stick Up!"-

 I’d be like, “Dude, you dropped your note.”
-a suspicious green 'vegetation' in a sandwich baggie…-

 I’d say, “Excuse me sir, I believe you dropped your… parsley.”
-a wallet you had just saw hanging out of a little old ladies purse?-
I’d take it and give it back to the old lady. Then I’d punch him in the sack.
-his ID and it said David Hasselhoff...-

 I’d punch him in the sack.
 

 

 

SplatterTribe: If you could put any law on the books or take any law off the books, which would it be and what would it be?
 

Tucky Williams:
1. Make rape punishable by death.
2. Make it legal to carry firearms everywhere in the world.
3. Make gay marriage legal in America.
4. End the war on drugs.

 
 

 

SplatterTribe: If someone where going to create a collectible toy of you would you want it to be Barbie Doll Style, Voodoo Doll Style, Porcelain Doll
Style, Raggedy Anne Style, Blow Up Doll Style, a Collectors/Statue Style
or another unnamed style??
 
Tucky Williams: She-Ra! I don’t know if they have dolls, but I’d also like to be Red Sonja or Sara from Witchblade.

 

 

 

SplatterTribe: What percentage of your life is the following ratings...

G-
PG-
PG-13
R-
NC-17-
X-
Unrated-

Tucky Williams: It’s XXX. All the time. No, I’m just kidding. But really it’s true.

 

 

 

SplatterTribe: I ask each Miss for a good, random question to ask the next Miss, with that being said, this question comes from Miss SplatterTribe
2010-11 Roni Jonah and her question is...

What Are You Wearing?
 
Tucky Williams: Roni’s underwear on my face.

 

 

 

SplatterTribe: Do you have a good, random question I can ask the next Miss?
 
Tucky Williams: Do you feel your appearance has been a help or a hindrance to you in life? Why?
 

 

 

SplatterTribe: Do you have a good, random question you would like to ask me?
 

Tucky Williams: If your mother said, “I have something to tell you,” how would you react to the following statements:

 

(Tribe Note: Uhm...OK, now we ARE speaking of my reactions to my mother saying these things, so here we go... The first things I would say would probably be...)

a) I’m a lesbian.

(Tribe Note: Have you been watching old 'Roseanne' reruns again?)
 

b) I’m really a man. I’m gonna transition.

(Tribe Note: Ok, just make sure to shut the door! Oh, and take the air freshener in there with you!)

c) I’ve decided to become an actress.

(Tribe Note: Uhm...Days Of Our Lives is not filmed in Kentucky!)

d) I’m in love with your best friend.

(Tribe Note: ...I give...Who is it?)

 

 

SplatterTribe: Do you believe...

Tucky Williams:

--in ghosts? Does David Hasselhoff count?
--in UFOs? No.
--in conspiracy theories? Yes: I believe that the NBA instituted the 3-point shot so that white boys would have a chance.
--in Sasquatch? No. But then again, I don’t see a lot of naked men.
--in Zombies? Yeah, just watch Fox News.
--that the world will end in 2012? No.
--in 2nd chances? Depends on what you did.
--in miracles? Yes, but not in the intervention of a deity.
--in magic? I believe that magic tricks will get you laid. Guys – trust me on this.
--in Karma? Fuck karma.
--that we landed on the moon? Yes.
--in reincarnation? I’m more into eternal recurrence.
--that dreams mean something? What kinda dreams are we talkin’ about here?
--in fate? “Amor fati: let that be my love henceforth!”
--in world peace? Eventually. It may be on some other world, though.
--everything happens for a reason? This goes to the determinism/causality thing. Of course everything happens because of something else, so in that sense there’s a reason. But it isn’t necessarily a good or divine one.
--in déjà vu? Perhaps. Maybe the universe is a Mobius strip.
--in the butterfly effect? Chaos theory is like brain porn.
 

 

 
SplatterTribe: Please finish the following sentences...

 

Tucky Williams:

--If you don't like Tucky, you can... keep it to yourself.
--I cannot stand... when I have to pee and can’t. Like, I literally cannot stand.
--There's nothing cooler than... me.
--What in the... fuck?
--I wish I was... with her again.
--I should have listened when... they said, “don’t eat the clams casino.”
--I just don't understand... comb-overs.
--I always knew... I was a gaylord.
--I got no problem admitting... I like bewbs.
--All I need for a good day is... “I need this: the paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure… That's all I need.” – Navin R. Johnson
--Why do people... always ask me if I have a brother named Ken? It’s not
clever. At all.
 

 

 
SplatterTribe: What comes to mind when you hear the word SplatterTribe?
 
Tucky Williams: Roni Jonah with a chainsaw.

 

 

 

SplatterTribe: If someone ran up to you and Yelled, "I'm Splattered!", what would you think they meant?
 

Tucky Williams: I’d be like, Huh? Then I’d probably walk away.

 

 

 

SplatterTribe: What is the funniest, scariest and stupidest things you have ever seen in any movies?...EVER...
 
Tucky Williams: The shit that goes on behind the scenes.

 

 

 

SplatterTribe: Songwriting time...I write 2 lines to a verse and then you write 2 more to finish the verse off...
 
If I had a million dollars to spare
I'd throw it in the air
 
Tucky Williams:

And if I never have a place to be,
Then I’d rather it be you and me.

 

 

SplatterTribe: Any closing comments concerning anything you want said, known, printed or shown...
 
Tucky Williams: Watch Girl/Girl Scene for free at:
 
www.GirlGirlScene.com
 
Thank you to Director Eric Butts and Executive Producer Nic Brown for making the show with me and for being awesome in general.
 
Thank you to the cast of Girl/Girl Scene for being so damned talented and so fucking beautiful. Thank you to the crew for their hard work and for being such all-around great people to work with.
 
Thank you Bill Spangler for being my BFF.
 
Thank you to my friends and fans (the same thing, really). You make me feel like the luckiest girl in the world.