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SplatterTribe: Introduce and compare yourselves to some sort of firework. Then explain why the comparison...

Heidi: We are more like an atomic bomb rather than a firework because everyone is afraid of us and we melt faces!

Carla: PUSH THE BUTTON!! And I’m like one of those Black Cats….and I don’t think I really need to explain that ;)
 

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SplatterTribe: For anyone that does not know who the Butcher Babies are, please give us history.

Carla: Butcher Babies is a metal band based out of Hollywood…think Wendy O Williams meets Pantera! Butcher Babies is fronted by two female metal vocalists that sing, growl, and spit…and backed by three Amazing metal players: Jason Klein on bass, Henry Flury on guitar, Chris Warner on drums.

Heidi: Carla and I are HUGE fans of Wendy O’Williams and The Plasmatics. After performing in a punk/metal cover band together for years, we decided to branch off and create our own original music with an ode to W.O.W!
 

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SplatterTribe: First off, is there anything I can say during this Q & A that might piss you girls off and if I did piss you off, what would you do to me and how would you do it?

Heidi: There really isn’t anything that you could ask that wouldn’t piss me off. I have what they call, Perma-PMS! ;)
I’d probably have Carla hold you down and then fart on your face.

Carla: We’re pissed off in general…you really don’t have to say anything to set us off...you’ll just wake up on a street corner missing some teeth and you’ll know…YOU PISSED US OFF!!!
 

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SplatterTribe: I have noticed that you like sharp objects, what about blunt objects, can you do just as much damage and what kind of damage can you do?

Heidi: I don’t think that it’s the object that matters, it’s how you use it.

Carla: Blunt objects are perfect for skull crushing.
 

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SplatterTribe: Finish the following sentences for me…

--I cannot stand...
Carla: when the barista gets my coffee wrong in the morning.
Heidi: While drunk.

--There's nothing cooler than...
Carla: my 77 vette, t tops off, Iron Maiden on the stereo.
Heidi: The Spice Girls in 1997.

--What in the...
Carla: fuck is that smell coming out of Heidi’s ASSSSSSSSSSS?!
Heidi: BUTT

--I wish I was...
Carla: taller that five foot two and a half!

--It will only take me a couple of seconds before I
Carla: get ghetto on yo’ asssss!!

--I just don't understand...
Heidi: Those people who think that the more times you push that little crosswalk button = the faster the light will change! IT WONT! One push will do.
Carla: Calculus.

--I always knew...
Carla: that I would be an entertainer when I grew up.
Heidi: Where babies came from.

--I have no problem admitting...
Carla: when I’m wrong. Fortunately that’s rare!! Ha!
Heidi: That the stinky fart was from ME!

--All I need for a good day is...
Carla: My favorite big black boots. My doggies. A boy toy.
Heidi: A healthy dose of Slipknot, coffee, sleep and a treadmill!

--Why do people...
Heidi: have bellybuttons? I mean, really, what’s the point?

--If I was President, I would...
Carla: I feel like I am president with my brother Obama in the big house!!
Heidi: claim that Osama Bin Laden Is dead to gain support. OH WAIT…

--You cant touch…
Carla: my last Goetz Caramel. I will punch you.
Heidi: THIS (x)(x) DaNaNaNaDaNaDaNa
 

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SplatterTribe: So how do the Butcher Babies write and where does the music come from? I watched your YouTube video’s and saw you two singing/screaming and I heard music, but I forgot to notice if someone was playing it? Was there someone playing it?

Heidi: Yes, we have 3 very talented musicians who write and play all the music! Henry Flury on Guitar, Jason Klein on Bass and Chrissy Warner on Drums. Carla and I just pick fancy words to go over the top of it and march around in nipple tape.

Carla: Writing is a collaborative effort.
 

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SplatterTribe: Does the tape hurt at all when it comes off and does it leave a mark?

Carla: Depends on which brand…I made the mistake of using Scotch brand extra adhesive electrical tape and I almost lost a nipple. But in general it’s not too bad and the residue washes off after a couple showers.

Heidi: It doesn’t hurt anymore but, it always pulls off my spray tan and leaves a big white X on my skin.
 

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SplatterTribe: What percentage of your lives are the following ratings and feel free to give details?

Heidi:

G-1%- I sing Disney tunes in the shower.. But, then again that could also be NC17
PG-0%
PG13-0%
R-0%
NC17-0%
Unrated-

Heidi: 100% I don’t have a censor button.

Carla: 100 % unrated. On account of the constant profanity and nudity. And Nose Picking.
 

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SplatterTribe: If there was a movie entitled the Butcher Babies and you two starred in it (of course) what would the opening scene consist of?

Heidi: Most likely the whole band getting kicked off of an airplane because of “too much profanity”.

Carla: Some sort of pagan porno scene featuring Centaurs. I love Centaurs.
 

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SplatterTribe: What would you do if you were standing in line at a gas station and a random guy in front of you…

-wet his pants?
Carla: I would totally understand…A Butcher Babies sighting can often lead to a wide awake wet dream.
Heidi: I would take a photo and post it on twitter!

-dropped his pants?
Carla: Point and laugh at his penis.
Heidi: Say “Whoop, there it is!”

-had a Butcher Babies shirt on?
Carla: High five him.
Heidi: I would ask him “who do those whores think they are?!”

-had your credit card in his hand?

Heidi: Ask him if he’s buying.
Carla: I would laugh…that thing is maxed out, he’s not getting far!!

-dropped a crack pipe?
Carla: “Daddy? It’s been ten years since I saw you last!”
Heidi: I’d say “Excuse me sir, you dropped your pen!”

-stole a dollar out of a little kids hands and then said ‘Beat it kid!’?
Carla: Give the kid a new dollar and buy him a slurpee.
Heidi: I’d give the kid $5

-was holding a microphone knife?
Carla: Sue him for copyright infringement. Or just cock fight him.
Heidi: I’d challenge him to a battle on the mic. 8 Mile style.
 

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SplatterTribe: What come to mind when you hear the word SplatterTribe?

Carla: The menstrual painting Heidi and I do when we are on our periods.

Heidi: It’s the residue left on the underside of your toilet seat after explosive diarrhea.
 

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SplatterTribe: If you wrote a song called SplatterTribe, how would the Chorus go?

Heidi: He’s a soldier left behind, With his children by his side. They form a colony of nasty filth better known as SPLATTER TRIBE!

Carla: OOOOH that’s good Heidi Ho!
 

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SplatterTribe: What's the _____________ thing you have ever seen from the stage?

-funniest-
Carla: girls love to show us their tits from the crowd…and whenever girls show their tits they get that silly slut look on their face
Heidi: Men being pinched on the ear & dragged out of the venue by their wives!
Carla: And that’s a true story!!

-scariest-
Carla: our pits can get violent…

-most disturbing-
Carla: some douchey, guy recently punched his girlfriend in the face during one of our shows.

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SplatterTribe: What is the job description for a Butcher Babies Groupie?

Heidi: They have to allow us to douse them in blood repeatedly for weeks!

Carla: Also, you must be willing to go out and kill random people when we are low on blood for our show.

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SplatterTribe: I ask each Miss for a good, random question to ask the next Miss. That being said, this question comes from Miss June Shannon Lark and her question is…

“If you had to choose, would you put your brain in a robot body? Or would you grow a clone of yourself, kill that clone when she grew up, and put your brain in her body?”

Carla: Why would I put my brain in a dead clone of myself? I guess I’d have my brain put in a robot body…as long as it was a hot robot body.

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SplatterTribe:  Do you have a good, random question to ask the next Miss?

Carla: Mayo or Miracle Whip?

Heidi: On average, how many times do you hit snooze in the morning?

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SplatterTribe: Do you have a good, random question to ask me?

Heidi: What will you be doing the night of Dec. 21, 2012?

Carla: right leg or left leg first when putting your pants on?

(Tribe Note: First off December 21, 2012, should be around the time that I finally finish that calendar my family has been carving on for what seems centuries upon centuries. It's called 'Page 2'... So that's cool, might celebrate the occasion with a drink(s). As far as right leg or left left, ironically, last month I was in a hurry and went right leg first one day and ended up with a key stuck all the way in the bottom of my left foot. So now I only go with left leg first. True Story BTW.)

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SplatterTribe: Do you believe…

--in ghosts?
Carla: There’s definitely some spirit energy out there!
Heidi: Yes, I have seen them!

--in UFOs?

Carla: Of course…we’d be pretty vain to assume that we are the only intelligent life forms out there.
Heidi: Yes, I think we are all products of aliens.

--Conspiracy theories?

Carla: Of course…There's a lot of dumb people out there who don’t ask enough questions.
Heidi: If I were 100% sure what they were, I’d probably say yes!

--in Sasquatch?

Carla: no…but I do know some really tall, ugly, hairy people…

--in Zombies?

Heidi: We have a song called Natural Born Zombie. I DO believe that we have dead walking among us, however, I don’t think that they want to eat our brains!

--in the chupacabra?

Carla: No, but I wish he was real, he’d make a cute pet and would be a great conversation piece for the dog park.
Heidi: I just had this argument with my roommate a few days ago. NO NO NO, impossible!

--that the world will end in 2012?
Heidi: Hell No.. But, I’ll be super pissed if it does.

--in 2nd chances?

Carla: Sure everybody deserves a second chance
Heidi: Hell No.. But, I’ll be super pissed if it does.

--in miracles?

Heidi: On a more serious note, Miracles are the only reason that I am alive...
Carla: I believe in Miracle Whip

--in magic?

Carla: It’s all a grand illusion.
Heidi: No, I believe in strategy and illusions.

--in Karma?

Carla: I believe that stupid and unkind people eventually fuck things up for themselves
Heidi: I have “You get what you give” tattooed on my foot.. So, YES!

--the perfect crime?

Carla: Sure…I went to mortuary school and I can think of some great cover ups…
Heidi: Well, OJ got away with it.. So, YES!

--that we landed on the moon?

Carla: duh, how else would we have moon pies????
Heidi: I believe that we have gone far beyond the moon.

--in reincarnation?

Carla: I believe in some sort of exchange of energy at death…but not necessarily reincarnation.
Heidi: I can’t even grasp on the afterlife. This is a true “I don’t know.”

--that dreams mean something?
Heidi: They do for me cause we only write about our nightmares.

--in fate?
Carla: I believe in fate…certain people in my life would not be in it if it weren’t for pure, unadulterated fate
Heidi: Fate is the only reason that each member of Butcher Babies came together.

--in world peace?
Carla: That sounds boring.
Heidi: I don’t think that we would have world peace even if it were served to us on a silver platter.

--everything happens for a reason?
Heidi: I always have. The worst experiences of my life have in the end turned out to be the BEST experiences of my life!
Carla: Lately especially…

--in déjà vu?

Carla: Of course I believe in Déjà vu there is one just a mile away from my house!
Heidi: Yes, I’m always a millisecond ahead of the game!

--in the butterfly effect?
Heidi: No. But, it’s a great movie!

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SplatterTribe: Songwriting Time!

I wrote 2 lines to a song. Then Miss January Tucky Williams wrote 2 lines. Then, Miss February Karen Zombora wrote 2 lines, and then Miss March Adrienne Laine wrote 2 lines that where followed by two more from Miss April Katie Stewart . Then Miss May Tara Cardinal added a couple, and finally, Miss June Shannon Lark added 2 more...

Now it's your turn...

Me:
If I had a million dollars to spare
I'd throw it in the air
Tucky:
And if I never have a place to be,
Then I’d rather it be you and me.
Karen:
But if you'd rather be alone,
I'll travel up there on my own.
Adrienne:
Cuz where you are, is where I'll be,
Forever baby you and me
Katie Stewart:
But if you choose to leave, I will understand
That you weren’t strong enough, to hold my hand.
Tara Cardinal:
Because I can do this all on my own.
I'm strong enough all on my own.
Shannon Lark:
It's a Beautiful night, don't want to take it from me.
It's a Beautiful night, come on and shake it on down.

Your Turn:
Heidi: Because when I’m there makin’ it rain, All the ho’s know just who’s payin’!
 

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SplatterTribe: Any closing comments concerning anything you want said, known, printed or shown?

Heidi & Carla:
Thank you so much for picking us to be your Miss Julys! We had a blast answering your nutty questions.
We’d like to give a shout out (whoop Whoop) to our boys! HENRY FLURY, JASON KLEIN, CHRISSY WARNER and TONY MARTINEZ! And a special Thanks to our Manager DAVE AGUILERA at Maphia Management, JAGERMEISTER, and SCHECTER GUITARS!

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