SplatterTribe: Introduce and compare yourself to some sort of Halloween Candy and then explain why the comparison...

Miss Stefanie: If I had to compare myself to a variety of Halloween candy, I’d have to go with the kind that parents and PBAs warn children against. Haha…and by that I mean the proverbial “candy apple with a razor inside,” or the “poison candy corn” that you get from “stranger’s houses.”  I say that because outwardly, I look innocent and sweet, but my personality suggests otherwise.  I can be a bit dangerous and unpredictable.

 
SplatterTribe: For anyone who doesn’t know who Miss Stefanie is, please enlighten them... 

Miss Stefanie: At times, I am a walking contradiction, for example, I am dedicated AND lazy.  Not to mention the fact that I’m from the South and detest fried foods and sweet tea, and I don’t use the words “y’all” or “ain’t.” I love music, but not all music, and my favorite thing to do is go to a good concert.

SplatterTribe: Let’s predict the future, what do you see going on in your life in 5 years?

Miss Stefanie: Well, I’d like to be married to a millionaire and living the good life, but this is reality, so let’s get real.  I hope to have obtained my master’s degree and, well….who knows? I’m not the most predictable person. 

SplatterTribe: If you could start a brand new college course devoted to anything at all, and you would be the teacher, what would the course be and would you give out extra credit?

Miss Stefanie: In my educational experience, I have found there is already a course for just about everything….

 
SplatterTribe: What kind of Halloween costumes have you wore in your life? Name as many as you remember wearing and what will you be wearing this year?

Miss Stefanie: The first costume I remember wearing was a Dolly Parton costume, padded in the appropriate area, of course.  I was five, but I won first place in a costume contest.  In the years following, I remember being a witch, a princess, and a kitty cat.  Dressing up for Halloween doesn’t really get interesting until you’re of a certain age.  Since then, I’ve been a sexy sailor, a risqué ladybug, a naughty nurse, a crooked corrections officer and Tinkerbell, among other things.

 
SplatterTribe: What’s the best way to enjoy a fall day?

Miss Stefanie: Either outside in a swing, or inside with the windows raised reading a good book or listening to some awesome music.  I’d also settle for a joy ride with the windows down and the radio blaring.

SplatterTribe: What would you do If you were standing in line at a gas station and the guy in front of you…

Miss Stefanie:
--dropped his draws and mooned you for no reason. I’d yell at him.
--was the same guy on the wanted poster posted on the bulletin board to your right? I’d leave.
--had a urine-esque substance dripping out of his pant leg? I’d probably gag, and then I’d leave.
--had a tail and every time he looked at you, it wagged? I’d call the National Enquirer because, well, that’s just not normal.
--dropped down and did the splits and then stood right back up like nothing happened? I’d applaud him.

SplatterTribe: What comes to mind when you hear the word SplatterTribe?

Miss Stefanie: An awesome site devoted to music and entertainment.  But without having that knowledge, I’d think of blood (splatter), paint (splatter) and Native Americans (tribe.)

SplatterTribe: I ask each Miss for a good, random question to ask the next Miss, that being said, this question comes from Miss September Kristian Lee. He question is…
---If you had a twin would you rather be the good or evil twin?---

Miss Stefanie: I’d rather be the good twin. Being the evil twin, I’d have a lot of expectations to meet and would constantly be compared to my “better” sibling.  Besides, being the good twin, I’d be able to get away with so much and then blame my nasty actions on the evil twin. Hehe ;)

SplatterTribe: Got a good, random question to ask Miss November?

Miss Stefanie: What is your favorite Thanksgiving food item?

SplatterTribe: Got a question you would like to ask me?

Miss Stefanie: If you were stranded in the middle of nowhere, with no cell phone and no way to find your way home, what three items would you choose to have with you for entertainment purposes?

 

(Tribe Note: Uhm...an acoustic guitar, a sharp knife and an active moonshine still. I think I could survive for a while with those three things... There's no telling what I would look like or what kind of shape I'd be in when found, but I'd have some stories to tell...or to not tell....depends on how long I was out there!)

SplatterTribe: Finish the following sentences for me…
Miss Stefanie:

--I cannot stand... spiders.
--There's nothing cooler than... ice.
--What in the... world is going on?
--I wish I was... rich. & a bit taller.
--It will only take me a couple of seconds before I... get tired of staying in the same place for too long.
--I just don't understand... the government...
--I always knew... how to pick ‘em.
--I have no problem admitting... that I think I am right most of the time.
--All I need for a good day is... a clear schedule.  School and work all the time causes interference with relaxation.
--Why do people... lie, cheat and steal?  And why can’t they use correct grammar or blinkers? (Those things were invented for a reason, yanno?)
--If I was President, I would... rule the world. (yes, I said “world.”)
--You can’t touch… THIS! dananana
--How do you... drive in the snow?
--It hurts when I… run into walls.

SplatterTribe: If someone where going to create a collectible toy of you would you want it to be...
-Barbie Doll Style
-Voodoo Doll Style
-Porcelain Doll Style
-Raggedy Anne Style
-Blow Up Doll Style
-a Collectors/Statue Style
or another unnamed style?? And what would it be wearing and would it come with accessories?

Miss Stefanie: I’d want to be a Raggedy Anne Style doll, and of course, I’d be wearing something nostalgic and ridiculously silly.  I don’t think my doll would come with accessories.  Consider that a symbolic view of my opinion of “baggage” and how it complicates things.

SplatterTribe: Do you remember any of your dreams from last night? If so, what did you dream?

Miss Stefanie: “Dreams are the child of and idle brain.”

Mercutio, William Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet

SplatterTribe: Do you believe in…
Miss Stefanie:

--in ghosts? I’d be scared to say no.
--in UFOs? No.
--in conspiracy theories? Some, but not the totally far-out-there ones.
--in Sasquatch? I cannot say for sure, although I’ve never seen him.
--in Zombies? Not at the present time, but it’s a possibility that it could happen.
--in the chupacabra? Considering that I don’t really know what this is, I’m going to have go with “I Dunno”.
--that the world will end in 2012? Personally, no.  I think it’s all being blown out of proportion (kina like Y2K); Take into account the Greeks thought their mathematical systems was entirely correct, but centuries later, it was proved to be wrong.  But if it should, I don’t think I’ll have anything to really worry about. J
--in 2nd chances? Depends on the offense, but most of the time, everyone, within reason, deserves  a second chance.
--in miracles? Of Course…
--in magic? Oh Yeah! I love David Copperfield. (hope you picked up on the sarcastic undertone.)
--in Karma? I am absolutely positive
--that we landed on the moon? Does it matter what I think? The government is adamant that we did. So, we have to believe them, right?  *winces*  
--in reincarnation? Cant say for sure, but if it does exist, I hope I come back as someone/something totally awesome.
--that dreams mean something? No.  Dreams are your subconscious thoughts that manifest with you sleep.  They don’t mean anything, unless you feel the need to psychoanalyze everything… J
--in fate? To some extent, but then again, I also believe that to a certain degree, each person is ultimately control of their destiny.
--that reality shows are really real? Negative.
--in world peace? This sounds like a Miss America question. baha
--everything happens for a reason? I don’t think so.  Some things do happen for a reason, but other things we cause to happen through our natural flaws, being human and all.
--in déjà vu? Oh yeah, happens all the time
--in the butterfly effect? Not necessarily.  And on a side note, the movie sucked.

SplatterTribe: What’s the strangest, funniest and most disturbing things you have ever seen in a movie?
Miss Stefanie:

Strangest: Hmm.. tough one, so I cant really give an accurate answer.
Funniest: The entire movie Idiocracy is friggin’ hilarious, and satirical at the same time.  But my favorite line regards the Carl’s Jr. vending machine when a woman orders “EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES.”
Most disturbing: The Human Centipede;  if you don’t know what its about, rent it. The title just about says it all.

SplatterTribe: What’s the strangest, funniest and most disturbing things you have ever seen in real life?
Miss Stefanie:

Strangest: An elderly lady at the mall; dressed in black from head to toe; black nail polish and black lipstick.  Not to mention, it was in the dead heat of the summer.  Unless she was in serious mourning, I think a wardrobe change would have done a great deal for her.
Funniest: My kitty, Thomas Jefferson.  He is constantly finding a new way to simultaneously annoy, yet constantly entertain me.  Who needs cable when you’ve got a kitty with a very strange personality.
Most disturbing: Spiders; not just spiders, but the kind that have their little evil baby spiders just riding on their backs.  Panic Attack Every time.

SplatterTribe: What the last, best advice you have gotten?

Miss Stefanie: I cannot really say that I’ve gotten any substantially good advice here lately.  I try not to ask for help, I like being able to rationalize situations and make my own decisions.

SplatterTribe: Songwriting Time! I wrote 2 lines to a song. Then two line have been consecutively added by Miss January Tucky Williams, Miss February Karen Zombora, Miss March Adrienne Laine, Miss April Katie Stewart, Miss May Tara Cardinal, Miss June Shannon Lark , co-Miss July Heidi Shepherd and Miss August Kirsty Lingman added her two and Miss September Kristian Lee added her two...

Now it's your turn...

Me:
If I had a million dollars to spare,
I'd throw it in the air
Tucky:
And if I never have a place to be,
Then I’d rather it be you and me
Karen:
But if you'd rather be alone,
I'll travel up there on my own
Adrienne:
Cuz where you are, is where I'll be,
forever baby you and me
Katie Stewart:
But if you choose to leave, I will understand,
that you weren’t strong enough, to hold my hand
Tara Cardinal:
Because I can do this all on my own,
I'm strong enough all on my own
Shannon Lark:
It's a Beautiful night, don't want to take it from me.
It's a Beautiful night, come on and shake it on down.
Heidi Shepherd:
Because when I’m there makin’ it rain,
All the ho’s know just who’s payin’!
Kirsty Lingman:
You tell your boyfriend, if he say's he's got beef,
That I'm a vegetarian & he's the food in my teeth!
Kristian Lee: Just when you though you had me all figured out,
I drop it low and show you how to do it with no hands!

 

Miss Stefanie: I’d slice you if I had to, like a butcher does his meat

But I’m content with your apathy, so I guess I’ll let you sleep

 

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